we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
