no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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