How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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