This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Randomize
