Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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