i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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