Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I love you.
Bad choice
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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