Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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