so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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