I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
they need to just BURY HIM!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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