How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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