Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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