She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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