Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
wow bdsm is so cute
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