Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
