I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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