Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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