Girls should come with a carfax report
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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