I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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