The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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