i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
im holly from the hills drunk
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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