what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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