Who wears a wallet chain?!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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