I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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