I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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