well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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