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So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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