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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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