4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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