I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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