So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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