After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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