PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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