It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Shame - the story of my life.
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