Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
