I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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