no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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