I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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