she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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