Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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