if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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