David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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