It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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