I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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