question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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