google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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