am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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