his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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