I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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