No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ketchup is God's man juice
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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